Monthly Archives: March 2009

The Economics Professor!

Posted on March 30, 2009 by melh

The economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single student before – but had once – failed an entire class. The class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no … Continue reading →

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Butt Prints in the Sand

Posted on March 24, 2009 by melh

One night I had a wondrous dream, One set of footprints there was seen, The footprints of my precious Lord, But mine were not along the shore. But then some strange prints appeared, And I asked the Lord, “What have … Continue reading →

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Fly Like an Eagle

Posted on March 16, 2009 by melh

Who Am I? – “One day a young naturalist who was passing by a farm, inquired of the owner why it was that an Eagle, the King of all birds, would be confined to live in the barnyard with the … Continue reading →

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Attitude of Gratitude

Posted on March 15, 2009 by melh

An attitude of gratitude – Don’t be sad about the things You Want and Don’t Get.  Think about how many things You Don’t Want that You Don’t Get! Being Grateful in any circumstance is a Choice!   Many People in the … Continue reading →

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Death of Common Sense

Posted on March 11, 2009 by melh

An Obituary printed in the London Times – sure makes you think Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he … Continue reading →

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Drinking and Driving Facts

Posted on March 6, 2009 by melh

Did You Know? Here are some tips for staying safe on the road: * Designate a sober driver before you go out and drink alcohol. * Call a taxi or sober friend to drive you home if you’ve over imbibed. … Continue reading →

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Top 10 – Stupid Questions

Posted on March 3, 2009 by melh

10.  Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”? 9.    Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? 8.    Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? 7.    Why is it … Continue reading →

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You Can’t Please Everyone!

Posted on March 2, 2009 by melh

As the Story Goes – There was a Young Boy, An Old Wise Man, and A Donkey all Traveling on a Long Journey Together. As they came upon a little town – the Young Boy and the Old man, had … Continue reading →

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