Top 10 – Stupid Questions

10.  Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”?

9.    Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

8.    Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

7.    Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

6.    Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

5.    Why is a boxing ring square?

4.    Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

3.    Why don’t you ever see the head line news  “Psychics wins lottery”?

2.    Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

1.    Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

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7 Responses to Top 10 – Stupid Questions

  1. I love the funnies and great stories, keep them coming.

  2. Michael says:

    Hey Melanie,

    Some things that make you go hmmmm…. Great blog — looks great!

    Michael

  3. Steve Orris says:

    8. Because they don’t know what they are doing.
    3. Ditto.

  4. Betty Cotton says:

    Great blog – you made me laugh (that’s good for the soul!).

  5. Joe Sadler says:

    Melanie; I love this blog site! You are a hoot! Keep up the great work! Thanks!
    Joe Sadler
    http://www.debtzerodebt
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  6. John Mullett says:

    Thanks for the humor!

  7. Kimberly says:

    So true! Thanks for a fun blog!

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