Melanie Hanni

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Wet Pants

Come with me to a third grade classroom….. There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It’s never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it.  When the girls find out, they’ll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes
his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays, “Dear God, this is an emergency!  I need help now!  Five minutes from now I’m dead meat.”

He looks up
from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher
is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water.  Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy’s lap.

The boy pretends
to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself,  “Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!”

Now all of a sudden,
instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else – Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You’ve done enough, you klutz!”

Finally, at the end of the day,
as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, “You did that on purpose, didn’t you?”  Susie whispers back, “I wet my pants once too.”

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good..

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The Four Seasons in Idaho

Miss Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade teacher at an Idaho Elementary School. In an effort to prepare her students for the all-important test, she compiled an exam consisting of 20 questions, which she administered to her class last Tuesday. The exam purposely covered a broad array of topics.

I call your attention to question # 11, which simply read:

#11 – LIST, IN ANY ORDER, THE FOUR SEASONS:

1.________ 2.________ 3.________ 4.________

Now, could you possibly imagine that 67% of the students gave the following answer?

1. STEELHEAD SEASON

2. DEER SEASON

3. DUCK SEASON

4. ELK SEASON

OOOOHHH – Good Old state of IDAHO!!

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Getting a Bail Out?

Kirksville, Mo, - A northeast Missouri farming couple knows the government won’t be giving them a bailout like so many big companies are getting, so they issued their own.

Dennis and Janet Garlock of rural Adair County have placed a large hay bale at the end of their driveway with a sign proclaiming: “I got my bale out!”

The stunt has their neighbors talking and a lot of heads turning.  Some of the Amish people in the area apparently are confused by the sign.  One inquired whether the sign means the bale is for sale.                     – The Associated Press

Get Your Bail Out!

Easter Bunny – Funny Words of Wisdom

Everything I Need to Know,

I Learned from the Easter Bunny…

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

There’s no such thing as too much candy.

All work and no play can make you a basket case.

A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.


Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.


Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

Some body parts should be floppy
Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans.

Good things come in small-sugar-coated packages.

The grass is greener in someone Else’s basket.


An Easter bonnet can cover the wildest hare.

To show your true colors, you have to come out of your shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

Happy Easter Everyone – Hope Some Bunny Loves You!

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Exercise for Over 50

Exercise for people over 50:

Begin warm up by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-pound potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can.

Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-pound potato sacks.

Then try 50-pound potato sacks, and then eventually try to get to where you can lift 100-pound potato sacks in each hand, and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.   (I’m at this level.)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each sack.

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