Monthly Archives: April 2009

Wet Pants

Posted on April 28, 2009 by melh

Come with me to a third grade classroom….. There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Short Stories, Online Business Opportunities | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Two Ways to Live

Posted on April 21, 2009 by melh

“There are only two ways to live your life.  One is as though nothing is a miracle.  The other is as if everything is. “   ~ Albert Einstein Quotes Live Debt FREE

Posted in Free Quotes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Four Seasons in Idaho

Posted on April 16, 2009 by melh

Miss Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade teacher at an Idaho Elementary School. In an effort to prepare her students for the all-important test, she compiled an exam consisting of 20 questions, which she administered to her class last … Continue reading →

Posted in Need a Laugh | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Getting a Bail Out?

Posted on April 13, 2009 by melh

Kirksville, Mo, – A northeast Missouri farming couple knows the government won’t be giving them a bailout like so many big companies are getting, so they issued their own. Dennis and Janet Garlock of rural Adair County have placed a … Continue reading →

Posted in finances | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Easter Bunny – Funny Words of Wisdom

Posted on April 8, 2009 by melh

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from the Easter Bunny… Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. Walk softly and carry a big carrot. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There’s no such thing as too … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Exercise for Over 50

Posted on April 6, 2009 by melh

Exercise for people over 50: Begin warm up by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-pound potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Need a Laugh | Tagged , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Make Online Money

Posted on April 2, 2009 by melh

Effective Advertising Marketing Strategies – Universal application to any product you are marketing! Ground Floor Business Opportunity, make money online

Posted in Online Business Opportunities | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment