Category Archives: Free Short Stories
Wet Pants
Come with me to a third grade classroom….. There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his … Continue reading →
The Economics Professor!
The economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single student before – but had once – failed an entire class. The class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no … Continue reading →
Fly Like an Eagle
Who Am I? – “One day a young naturalist who was passing by a farm, inquired of the owner why it was that an Eagle, the King of all birds, would be confined to live in the barnyard with the … Continue reading →
You Can’t Please Everyone!
As the Story Goes – There was a Young Boy, An Old Wise Man, and A Donkey all Traveling on a Long Journey Together. As they came upon a little town – the Young Boy and the Old man, had … Continue reading →
The Sandpiper
She was six years old when I first met her on the beach near where I live. I drive to this beach, a distance of three or four miles, whenever the world begins to close in on me. She was … Continue reading →
Cleaning Lady – Lesson #1
Cleaning Lady lesson #1 – you teach people how to treat you. The Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until … Continue reading →
The Blind Horse Story
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or you’re walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. … Continue reading →
Get out of the Car
Get out of the Car – Elderly Funnies An Elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her … Continue reading →
Buried in Debt what should I do?
Buried in DEBT what should I do? This story’s for you! “There was an old farmer who had a donkey. That donkey was out wandering the farm one day and came upon a deep dark well. He took one step … Continue reading →