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		<title>Doterra Slim &amp; Sassy &#8211; WOW!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doterra Slim &#38; Sassy is making a huge splash &#8211; reports are coming in of weight loss &#8211; 1 pound every 3 days -  eating healthy and using this metabolic blend.   These drops can be used in your drinking water or in capsules. Slim &#38; Sassy has a wonderful flavor &#8211; a blend of grapefruit, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/15ml_SlimSassy_b.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-983" title="15ml_SlimSassy_b" src="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/15ml_SlimSassy_b.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="200" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.doterrapureoils.com/" target="_blank">Doterra Slim &amp; Sassy</a></strong> is making a huge splash &#8211; reports are coming in of weight loss &#8211; 1 pound every 3 days -  eating healthy and using this metabolic blend.   These drops can be used in your drinking water or in capsules.</p>
<p><strong>Slim &amp; Sassy</strong> has a wonderful flavor &#8211; a blend of grapefruit, lemon, peppermint, ginger and cinnamon oils.   Take it wherever you go &#8211; add to your water at work, lunch and at home.   Drink more water &#8211; because it tastes so good.</p>
<p><strong>If you love</strong> essential oils you will want to try Doterra Vitamins with essential oils.  Are you looking for energy &#8211; you may have found what your looking for.   If your looking to become healthier &#8211; join me &#8211; lets see what slim &amp; sassy can do.</p>
<p><strong>Learn how to receive slim &amp; sassy FREE.    Essential Oils Canada and US.<br />
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		<title>Emergency Preparedness Kit</title>
		<link>http://www.melaniehanni.com/2010/05/25/emergency-preparedness-kit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 19:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you have your Family Physician Emergency Preparedness Kit #3238 Essential oils were the first medicine known to mankind, priests and physicians have used essential oils for thousands of years.   There are 188 references to essential oils in the Bible alone. What benefits do Doterra CPTG &#8211; certified pure therapeutic grade oils give?   Have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Emergency_Prep_249x144b3.png"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-970" title="Emergency_Prep_249x144b" src="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Emergency_Prep_249x144b3.png" alt="" width="249" height="144" /></a><strong><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.doterrapureoils.com" target="_blank">Do you have your Family Physician Emergency Preparedness Kit #3238</a></strong> Essential oils were the first medicine known to mankind, priests and physicians have used essential oils for thousands of years.   There are 188 references to essential oils in the Bible alone.</p>
<p><strong>What benefits</strong> <strong>do Doterra CPTG &#8211; certified pure therapeutic grade oils give?   Have you tried Aroma therapy for healing?<br />
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<li>Essential oils are oxygenating, regenerating, and are immune defense properties of plants.</li>
<li>The molecular size of essential oils are so small they can quickly penetrate the skin.</li>
<li>They are lipid soluble and capable of penetrating cell walls, even when hardened with oxygen deficiency.</li>
<li>Essential oils can affect every cell within 20 minutes and be metabolized like other nutrients.</li>
<li>They contain oxygen molecules that can help transport nutrients to starving human cells.   Nutritional deficiency equals an oxygen deficiency &#8211; when cells lack oxygen for proper nutrient assimilation disease can begin.  When providing oxygen, essential oils  stimulate the immune system.</li>
<li>They are powerful antioxidants, antibacterial, anticancer, anti-fungal, anti-infections, antimicrobial, anti-tumor, anti-parasitic, antiviral, and antiseptic.</li>
<li>Essential oils can Detoxify blood and cells in the body.</li>
<li>Frankincense #3007 and Sandalwood #3021 Essential oils contain sesquiterpenes and can pass the blood brain barrier, making them affective in Alzheimer&#8217;s, Lou Gehrig&#8217;s, Parkinson&#8217;s and multiple sclerosis.</li>
<li>Essential oils can be diffused (blue light lotus diffuser #3301)  aromatically for air purification.</li>
<li>Essential oils can promote emotional, physical, and spiritual healing.</li>
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		<title>Doterra essential oils Perfume</title>
		<link>http://www.melaniehanni.com/2010/05/06/do-terra-essential-oils-perfume/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 01:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doterra Essential oil Perfume &#8211; Whisper #3108. At a recent Spring Show &#8211; someone ask what perfume one of the girls had on &#8211; they absolutely loved it &#8211; it was Doterra essential oils &#8211; Whisper. This soft subtle smell when applied blends with your individual scent for a personalized perfume. If perfumes tend to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/5ml_Whisper.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-957" title="5ml_Whisper" src="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/5ml_Whisper.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="200" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://giftofdoterra.com/" target="_blank"><strong>Doterra Essential oil Perfume</strong></a> &#8211; <strong>Whisper #3108</strong>.  At a recent Spring Show &#8211; someone ask what perfume one of the girls had on &#8211; they absolutely loved it &#8211; it was Doterra essential oils &#8211; <strong>Whisper</strong>.  This soft subtle smell when applied blends with your individual scent for a personalized perfume.</p>
<p><strong>If perfumes tend</strong> to give you a headache &#8211; why not try CPTG 100% certified pure therapeutic grade essential oils &#8211; you will love whisper as a perfume.    Sign up and enjoy wholesale prices.</p>
<p><strong>Doterra oils</strong> vs Young Living  &#8211; Dare to Compare &#8211; Doterra means Gift of the Earth</p>
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		<title>Oregano Doterra Essential Oil</title>
		<link>http://www.melaniehanni.com/2010/04/20/oregano-doterra-essential-oil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 21:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doterra Oregano Essential Oil #3018 &#8211; If you have had one of those nasty sinus, head cold bugs, you will love oregano, for adults fill empty gelatin capsules with 4 drops Doterra oregano oil #3018, can be used alone or for added support include 4 drops melaleuca #3015, 4 drops On Guard™ #3110, and 2 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.doterrapureoils.com" target="_blank">Doterra Oregano Essential Oil</a></strong><strong> #3018</strong> &#8211; If you have had one of those nasty sinus, head cold<a href="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/15ml_Oregano.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-953 alignleft" title="15ml_Oregano" src="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/15ml_Oregano.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="200" /></a> bugs, you will love oregano, for adults fill empty gelatin capsules with 4 drops Doterra oregano oil #3018, can be used alone or for added support include 4 drops melaleuca #3015, 4 drops On Guard™ #3110, and 2 drops lemon #3012, fill capsules and take capsules throughout the day, watch how fast you get rid of the green crud.</p>
<p><strong>Our Doterra group</strong> was doing a fair, and one of our members came down with a severe head sinus cold, he immediately got going on these oils, the next day he was back with us, and we were all shocked.   We knew the oils worked but it was amazing how fast.   Doterra is CPTG &#8211; certified pure therapeutic grade &#8211; usa.</p>
<p><strong>Oregano properties</strong>:  antibacterial, anti-fungal, antiviral, immune stimulant.  Other possible uses colds, digestion problems, balance metabolism, bacterial and viral pneumonia.   For other benefits on these oils and how to use each of them you will need this easy but excellent <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.aromatools.com/Aromatherapy_Books_s/17.htm" target="_blank">Modern Essential guide to oils #1151. </a></p>
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		<title>Frankincense and myrrh pure oils</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 18:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doterra Pure Essential Oils &#8211; Frankincense #3007 and Myrrh #3061 &#8211; modern consumers love these two ancient precious oils, benefits include:  relaxation, immune support, mood support.  For aromatic, topical and dietary use.   Frankincense is also known for its anti-cancer properties among others. Myrrh was used in ancient Egypt from meditation to embalming,  modern herbalists use [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/15ml_Frankincense.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-944" title="15ml_Frankincense" src="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/15ml_Frankincense.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="200" /></a><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.mydoterra.com/melh/" target="_blank"><strong>Doterra Pure Essential Oils</strong></a> &#8211; Frankincense #3007 and Myrrh #3061 &#8211; modern <a href="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/15ml_Myrrh.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-945" title="15ml_Myrrh" src="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/15ml_Myrrh.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="200" /></a>consumers love these two ancient precious oils, benefits include:  relaxation, immune support, mood support.  For aromatic, topical and dietary use.   Frankincense is also known for its anti-cancer properties among others.</p>
<p><strong>Myrrh</strong> was used in ancient Egypt from meditation to embalming,  modern herbalists use Myrrh for cleansing mouth and throat and skin properties.</p>
<p><strong>Doterra Oils are certified pure</strong> &#8211; dare to compare the quality of ours to others.   No one tests like Doterra.</p>
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		<title>Buy &#8211; Doterra Essential Oils</title>
		<link>http://www.melaniehanni.com/2010/03/26/buy-doterra-essential-oils/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Doterra Oils &#8211; if you love natural oils &#8211; I dare you to compare &#8211; I did and found out Doterra is best &#8211; and truly is the only 100% therapeutic grade &#8211; if oils give you a headache and or make you fill sick or nauseated you will want to try Doterra. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.mydoterra.com/melh/" target="_blank"><strong>Welcome to Doterra Oils</strong></a> &#8211; if you love natural oils &#8211; I dare you to compare &#8211; I did and found out Doterra<a href="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/FamilyPhysicianKit_20310b2.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-927" title="FamilyPhysicianKit_20310b" src="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/FamilyPhysicianKit_20310b2.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="200" /></a> is best &#8211; and truly is the only 100% therapeutic grade &#8211; if oils give you a headache and or make you fill sick or nauseated you will want to try Doterra.   The <strong>family physician kit</strong> is a great way to get started today.  Ten oils &#8211; 6 singles, and 4 blends for a price that is awesome.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Diffuser_2.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-936 alignleft" title="Diffuser_2" src="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Diffuser_2.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="200" /></a>Health for You </strong>and your family in your own home &#8211; Be sure to try Doterra Vitamins to &#8211; <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.iact1.com/doterra/Application/Apply.cfm?EnrollerID=21912&amp;Theme=DefaultTheme&amp;ReturnURL=www.mydoterra.com/melh&amp;LNG=en_dot&amp;iact=1" target="_blank">Join Me in Doterra</a></p>
<p><strong>Doterra</strong> means &#8220;Gift of the earth&#8221; in Latin &#8211; Give the gift of health to your family.</p>
<p><strong>Doterra is the only</strong> one with the unique &#8211; <strong>Lotus Blue Light Diffuser</strong> -  no worries about breaking it either.</p>
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		<title>How to Make Women Laugh</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girlie Wisdom Quotes! 1.  A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills&#8230; she has 14 kids but she doesn&#8217;t really care.. 2.  One of life&#8217;s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs. 3.  My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. 4.  [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>1.  A friend of mine</strong> confused her Valium with her birth control pills&#8230; she has 14 kids but she doesn&#8217;t really care..</p>
<p><strong>2.  One of life&#8217;s mysteries</strong> is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.</p>
<p><strong>3.  My mind</strong> not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.</p>
<p><strong>4.  The best way</strong> to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.</p>
<p><strong>5.  The nice part</strong> about living in a small town is that when you don&#8217;t know what you are doing, someone else does.<br />
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6.  The older you get,</strong> the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.</p>
<p><strong>7.  Just when</strong> I was getting used to yesterday, along came today&#8230;<br />
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8.  Sometimes</strong> I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.<br />
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9.  I gave up jogging</strong> for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my panties.</p>
<p><strong>10. Amazing!</strong> You hang something in your closet, for a while, and it shrinks 2 sizes!<br />
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11. Skinny people</strong> irritate me! Especially when they say things like&#8230;&#8217;You know sometimes I forget to eat!&#8217; &#8230;..Now, I&#8217;ve forgotten my address, my mother&#8217;s maiden name, and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.  You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!</p>
<p><strong>12. The trouble</strong> with some women is that they get all excited about nothing &#8212; and then they marry him.</p>
<p><strong>13. I read</strong> this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That&#8217;s my idea of a perfect day!<br />
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LIVE SIMPLY&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;LAUGH OFTEN&#8230;&#8230;..LOVE DEEPLY</strong></p>
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		<title>Parable of the Pickle Jar</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parable of The Pickle Jar The pickle jar as far back as I can remember sat on the floor beside the dresser in my parents&#8217; bedroom.  When Dad got ready for bed, he would empty his pockets and toss his coins into the jar. As a small boy, I was always fascinated at the sounds [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/coins.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-907" title="coins" src="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/coins.jpg" alt="" width="131" height="88" /></a>Parable of The Pickle Jar</strong><br />
The pickle jar as far back as I can remember sat on the floor beside the dresser in my parents&#8217; bedroom.  When Dad got ready for bed, he would empty his pockets and toss his coins into the jar.<br />
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<p><strong>As a small boy,</strong> I was always fascinated at the sounds the coins made as they were dropped into the jar.  They landed with a merry jingle when the jar was almost empty.  Then the tones gradually muted to a dull thud as the jar was filled.</p>
<p><strong>I used to squat on the floor</strong> in front of the jar to admire the copper and silver circles that glinted like a pirate&#8217;s treasure when the sun poured through the bedroom window.  When the jar was filled, Dad would sit at the kitchen table and roll the coins before taking them to the bank.</p>
<p><strong>Taking the coins to the bank</strong> was always a big production.   Stacked neatly in a small cardboard box, the coins were placed between Dad and me on the seat of his old truck.  Each and every time, as we drove to the bank, Dad would look at me &#8211; hopefully &#8216;These coins are going to keep you out of the textile mill, son.  You&#8217;re going to do better than me.  This old mill town&#8217;s not going to hold you back.&#8217;</p>
<p><strong>Each and every time</strong>, as he slid the box of rolled coins across the counter at the bank &#8211; toward the cashier, he would grin proudly.  &#8216;These are for my son&#8217;s college fund.  He&#8217;ll never work at the mill all his life like me.&#8217;</p>
<p><strong>We would always celebrate</strong> each deposit by stopping for an ice cream cone.  I always got chocolate.  Dad always got vanilla.  When the clerk at the ice cream parlor handed Dad his change, he would show me the few coins nestled in his palm.  &#8216;When we get home, we&#8217;ll start filling the jar again.&#8217;  He always let me drop the first coins into the empty jar.  As they rattled around with a brief, happy jingle, we grinned at each other.  &#8216;You&#8217;ll get to college on pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters,&#8217; he said.  &#8216;But you&#8217;ll get there; I&#8217;ll see to that.&#8217;</p>
<p><strong>No matter how rough</strong> things got at home, Dad continued to doggedly drop his coins into the jar.  Even the summer when Dad got laid off from the mill, and Mama had to serve dried beans several times a week, not a single dime was taken from the jar.  To the contrary, as Dad looked across the table at me, pouring catsup over my beans to make them more palatable, he became more determined than ever to make a way out for me &#8216;When you finish college, Son,&#8217; he told me, his eyes glistening, &#8216;You&#8217;ll never have to eat beans again &#8211; unless you want to.&#8217;</p>
<p><strong>The years passed,</strong> and I finished college and took a job in another town.  Once, while visiting my parents, I used the phone in their bedroom, and noticed that the pickle jar was gone.  It had served its purpose and had been removed.  A lump rose in my throat as I stared at the spot beside the dresser where the jar had always stood.</p>
<p><strong>My dad was a man</strong> of few words: he never lectured me on the values of determination, perseverance, and faith.  The pickle jar had taught me all these virtues far more eloquently than the most flowery of words could have done. When I married, I told my wife Susan about the significant part the lowly pickle jar had played in my life as a boy.  In my mind, it defined, more than anything else, how much my dad had loved me.</p>
<p><strong>The first Christmas</strong> after our daughter Jessica was born, we spent the holiday with my parents.  After dinner, Mom and Dad sat next to each other on the sofa, taking turns cuddling their first grandchild.  Jessica began to whimper softly, and Susan took her from Dad&#8217;s arms.  &#8216;She probably needs to be changed,&#8217; she said, carrying the baby into my parents&#8217; bedroom to diaper her.</p>
<p><strong>When Susan came back</strong> into the living room, there was a strange mist in her eyes.<br />
She handed Jessica back to Dad before taking my hand and leading me into the room. &#8216;Look,&#8217; she said softly, her eyes directing me to a spot on the floor beside the dresser.  To my amazement, there, as if it had never been removed, stood the old pickle jar, the bottom already covered with coins.</p>
<p><strong>I walked over to the pickle jar,</strong> dug down into my pocket, and pulled out a fistful of coins.  With a gamut of emotions choking me, I dropped the coins into the jar. I looked up and saw that Dad, carrying Jessica, had slipped quietly into the room.  Our eyes locked, and I knew he was feeling the same emotions I felt.  Neither one of us could speak.  This truly touched my heart.</p>
<p><strong>Sometimes we are so busy</strong> adding up our troubles that we forget to count our blessings.</p>
<p><strong>Never underestimate</strong> the power of your actions.  With one small gesture you can change a person&#8217;s life, for better or for worse.  God puts us all in each other&#8217;s lives to impact one another in some way.  Look for GOOD in others.</p>
<p><strong>The best and most beautiful</strong> things cannot be seen or touched &#8211; they must be felt with the heart ~ Helen Keller</p>
<p><strong>Happy</strong> moments, praise God.<br />
<strong>Difficult</strong> moments, seek God.<br />
<strong>Quiet</strong> moments, worship God.<br />
<strong>Painful</strong> moments, trust God.<br />
<strong>Every</strong> moment, thank God.</p>
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		<title>How to Control Your Temper</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was a little boy who had a bad temper.   His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence.  Over the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Randy-winging-glasses-590.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-895" title="Randy winging glasses 590" src="http://melaniehanni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Randy-winging-glasses-590.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="240" /></a>There once was a little boy</strong> who had a bad temper.   His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.</p>
<p><strong>The first day</strong> the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence.  Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily &#8211; gradually dwindled down.</p>
<p><strong>He discovered</strong> it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.  Finally the day came when the boy didn&#8217;t lose his temper at all.</p>
<p><strong>He told his father</strong> about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.   The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.</p>
<p><strong>The father</strong> took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.   He said, &#8216;You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence.  The fence will never be the same.</p>
<p><strong>When you say things in anger,</strong> they leave a scar just like this one.  You can put a knife in a man and draw it out.   But It won&#8217;t matter how many times you say I&#8217;m sorry, the wound will still be there.   A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.   This father knows best &#8211; use discipline now &#8211; when learning how to control your temper.</p>
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		<title>The Hut On Fire</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Your Hut&#8217;s On Fire &#8211; Shipwreck Survival The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him.  Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming.  Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>The only survivor</strong> of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him.  Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming.  Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions.  One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky.  He felt the worst had happened, and everything was lost.  He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger.  He cried out, &#8220;God!  How could you do this to me?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Early the next day</strong>, he was awakened by the sound of a ship approaching the island!  It had come to rescue him!  &#8220;How did you know I was here?&#8221; asked the weary man of his rescuers.  &#8220;We saw your smoke signal,&#8221; they replied.<br />
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The Moral of the Story &#8211; </strong>It&#8217;s easy to get discouraged when things are going bad, but we shouldn&#8217;t lose heart, because God is at work in our lives, even in the midst of our pain and suffering.  Remember that the next time your little hut seems to be burning to the ground, it just may be a smoke signal that summons the Grace of God.   Offer a prayer of thanks.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Life never was intended to be easy.</strong> Rather, it is a period of proving and growth.  It is interwoven with difficulties, challenges, and burdens&#8230;Yet these very forces, if squarely faced, provide opportunity for tremendous personal growth and development.  The conquering of adversity produces strength of character, forges self-confidence, engenders self-respect, and assures success in righteous endeavor&#8221;  <strong>Richard G. Scott </strong></p>
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